Jesus is coming. Look busy.
Posted By Pastor Dan On December 13, 2010 @ 22:33 In wingnuts, Go figure!, Doctrine, Fundamentalism, Public Affairs | No Comments
Notwithstanding that Christmas is a mere 11 days away, here comes the next cosmic prediction about Jesus’ next coming.
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I’m so glad to have it finally settled. We have 171 days left – a little left than half a year to get ready. And all those crazy jokes about Jesus coming back again – to Rome or to Salt Lake. It looks like they are waiting for him first in Nashville, TN. Who knew?
The local paper is keeping its cool about it. You can read their even-handed reporting at: [2] www.tennessean.com/article/20101201/NEWS06/12010350/Nashville-billboards-claim-Jesus-will-return-May-21-2011.
No matter how well intentioned, of course, this is not the first nor the last time someone predicted the arrival of Jesus. But billboards brings it to a whole new low.
—Pastor Dan Hooper
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[1] Image: http://www.tennessean.com/article/20101201/NEWS06/12010350/Nashville-billboards-
claim-Jesus-will-return-May-21-2011
[2] www.tennessean.com/article/20101201/NEWS06/12010350/Nashville-billboards-claim-Jesus-will-return-May-21-2011: http://www.tennessean.com/article/20101201/NEWS06/12010350/Nashville-billboards-
claim-Jesus-will-return-May-21-2011
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